Darkside Zodiac: Cancer

By Stella Hyde

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Cancer the Crab, the zodiac&#39;s big momma guilt-tripper. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. This will send you into a grim ecstasy of worry and self-loathing, Cancer, but you love that sort of thing, so accept it as a gift. What can you expect in this short, yet vitriol-packed e-volume? Prepare to break bad. Here&#39;s the checklist (partial - you think we give this stuff away?) * Bitch factor? You got it. Likewise * Annoying habits * Deadly sin of choice * Your love life. Hah. * Your criminal career * Your road rage Plus clever charts showing just how incompatible you are with everybody else in every conceivable aspect of life. Of course it&#39;s not your fault. It never is. Find out which planet/s is/are responsible for your cosmic awfulness, and blame it/them. And you get to find out who famously shares your sector of the darkness, just so you have a role model if you begin to stray towards the light. Until now only available to the discerning in tree-based form, the darkside has gone e-side so you can read all about your dark self without having to lift a finger to turn the page. Buy one for yourself (and wallow in delicious shame) or, even better, for your friends/enemies/frenemies/office nemesis and send it to them anonymously. That would be very darkside.

Born under a bad sign? Of course you were, we all were. In this case Cancer the Crab, the zodiac's big momma guilt-tripper. Everyone knows their bright starry self, but the Darkside Zodiac reveals what you are like on the bad days. This will send you into a grim ecstasy of worry

By Stella Hyde

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